video † 001 † 02-19-10

[slantedcross]

[OOC/Filter: Here's the deal. Youji intended for this post to be ladies-only, but due to a variety of factors--lack of familiarity with the device, the gender ambiguity of some names, and the weather messing with the Dreamberries--it's pretty much failed. So anyone is free to see this post (or not see it!), but if you're not a cute girl over 18, he's going to be polite, but unenthusiastic. XD]

[Youji is sitting back on his couch, looking charmingly sheepish and pleasantly cheerful.]

Hello!

I'm laid up with a broken leg, and rather bored. I don't suppose anyone could help me out...? Any recommendations are appreciated. Books, movies, snacks, art supplies, or just your sparkling conversation!

Comments

[madcuriosity.livejournal.com]

Oh that's very good. It's a terribly sad thing to lose friends... [Bits her lip because talking about such a thing... truly who would enjoy speaking of such a thing.]

Would you like to be my friend Mr. Yo-gee? And how did you break your leg? Are you going to be alright?

[slantedcross.livejournal.com]

[Smiles. She's just too sweet.]

I would be honored to be your friend, Miss Alice.

And I crashed my bike. Don't worry! I've had worse things happen to me.

[madcuriosity.livejournal.com]

Frabjous!

And oh dear! You crashed your bicycle? [Has never seen a motorcycle in her life.] Oh how dreadifying! Those things are so terribly high! I would never be able to ride one. But I'm glad you're alright. Is someone helping to take care of you?

[slantedcross.livejournal.com]

[That's okay, he's lying like a rug.]

It was--very dreadifying, yes. [So. Sweet. Youji's about to die of diabetic shock.] So dreadifying that I think we should talk about more pleasant things!

Don't worry, my friends from home are all next door and across the hall. They came to get me when I arrived, and have been taking very good care of me.

What about your friends, Miss Alice? Do you have very many here?

[madcuriosity.livejournal.com]

That's very good then! If you were all by yourself...

[If you were all by yourself she would have insisted on taking care of you or you staying with her or something of the sort.]

Oh! Well... I have one here who... well he isn't from my world though I'm terribly fond of him. But! I've made ever so many friends here in Somarium! And of course I have Basil.

[slantedcross.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm glad to know there's someone with you, too. [Little girls should not be alone in strange worlds.]

Tell me about Basil, please, Miss Alice?

[spaztastic]

You broke your leg? Oh you poor thing!

[snark-pants.livejournal.com]

...

Let me guess, the filter failed, didn't it?

One filter fail, coming up!

[evilkoala]

You verrrrryyyy boreeeed, eee?

[thenicer-one.livejournal.com]

Oh! I'm so sorry to hear about your leg.

[slantedcross.livejournal.com]

Oh, it isn't so bad. Believe me, I've had worse.

1/2

[slantedcross.livejournal.com]

[...dammit.]

2/2

[slantedcross.livejournal.com]

How'd you guess?

omg ilu ♥

[slantedcross.livejournal.com]

[...what.]

...not anymore.

[slantedcross.livejournal.com]

Aaah, it's really not as bad as it could be. I'm just looking for someone to talk to.

Re: 2/2

[snark-pants.livejournal.com]

Well, your message pretty much screamed "FOR WOMEN ONLY". Too bad you probably sent this to the men, too.

[slantedcross.livejournal.com]

Not just men. Strange blue creatures and my coworkers, as well.

Certainly kills the boredom, though.

I aim to please~

[evilkoala]

Reeeeaaaaalllllly~?

[Look at that grin, Youji. Happy little thing, isn't he?]

And hit a bulls-eye.

[slantedcross.livejournal.com]

[He thinks you want to eat him, Stitch.]

Absolutely.

[spaztastic]

But still... Are you sure you're okay, though?

[slantedcross.livejournal.com]

Oh yes. I'm bored, but not in critical condition. I've just been watching this Dreamberry thing... it gets tedious after a while.

[thenicer-one.livejournal.com]

Well, you can talk to me if you want. It will certainly make time pass by a little faster.

[snark-pants.livejournal.com]

'Strange blue creatures?'

Good to see you have a positive attitude about it.

[slantedcross.livejournal.com]

[He smiles. See, this isn't ENTIRELY karmic retribution for laughing at Ken's fail!post.]

I do appreciate your indulgence.

May I ask your name, first?

[slantedcross.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking it's a punishment. I may as well take it gracefully.