video † 006 † 12-06-10

[slantedcross]

Hello, Somarium.

[Youji is out of frame, but the Dreamberry is very much focused on the doorway of the flowershop, Nectar.]

The very strangest thing--it being the season and all, I went to place a sprig of mistletoe in our shop doorway. But it seems there's one already there. Fitting for a flowershop, but I'm wondering who got the jump on me.

[Youji shifts around so that he's standing beneath the mistletoe now, smiling in a rather cocky fashion.]

As I said, though, 'tis the season! We've got poinsettias and Christmas roses looking to brighten up someone's window or place setting, and as a special bonus, I happen to need a Christmas date.

[He winks.]

What do you think, ladies? Hoping to see you soon!

Comments

[1blackcat.livejournal.com]

[Keywords.]

[slantedcross.livejournal.com]

Oi, oi, I'm not just doing this for me! This is to all of our benefits, you know!

[1blackcat.livejournal.com]

I hope you mean flower sales.

[He knows better, really, but...]

[slantedcross.livejournal.com]

...you know, I hadn't even thought about that...

[1blackcat.livejournal.com]

[SIGH. Well, he can't say he's surprised.]

You really ought to take it down... That's dangerous to have hanging over a doorway!

[slantedcross.livejournal.com]

Dangerous how? What are you afraid of, Omi~?

[1blackcat.livejournal.com]

You don't think we were fighting off girls enough back home? We could get dragged under that thing!

[carrying-hope.livejournal.com]

[You guys might want to find someone to cover Sena's shift, 'cause judging from what's going on in-frame he kinda found himself, well.

Smaller than usual. Stupid cards. He found the Dreamberry though, and in fiddling with the buttons saw Youji's broadcast.

...and, well, is ignoring it. You now have a 6 year old wibbling at you, Youji. wat do.]

H...hey, mister?

[slantedcross.livejournal.com]

[Oh god I hate children.]

I'm much too young to be a 'mister,' thank you. Do you need something?

[...familiarity, click in and make some sense now!]

[slantedcross.livejournal.com]

I'll take all the ones over eighteen. Nothing to worry about.

[1blackcat.livejournal.com]

You can take the ones under eighteen too!

[beautifulmartyr.livejournal.com]

[ GAAAAAAAAAAAAASP! ]

If you keep that up, you're going to put me out of business, Youji!

[slantedcross.livejournal.com]

I would never!

You're going to get all the men.

[beautifulmartyr.livejournal.com]

and you're going to get all the women! Do we have any idea the male to female ratio in Somarium so we can see who the real winner will be?

[carrying-hope.livejournal.com]

[Tiny-Sena is undeterred! ...well, he is, but you're the first person he's seen on this thing, so that automatically makes you the go-to guy for questions.]

D...do you know where my mom is?

[hey, she might have gone to a flower shop...come on, Yotan, who else have you seen with this shade of fluffy hair? It's practically the same style and everything! Plus, he's in Sena's apartment.

Put two and two together, Detective.]

[slantedcross.livejournal.com]

Not so long as we share a floor with the police, I can't.

[:D]

[slantedcross.livejournal.com]

[Don't you mean Tiny-Takeru? :D]

Your mom?

[LET THE CAMERA FALL ON THE SAX--or no. Youji's just gonna check the caller ID, and.

Ohhhhhh, oh, oh, oh fuck.]

...it's your mother who is the headmistress over at Kisaragi Academy, isn't it?

[There's that familiarity. Yeah. Fluffy it is.]

[slantedcross.livejournal.com]

I've often wondered.

I've never seen enough women for my tastes, though. You might have a clear shot at the prize, Aerith.

[beautifulmartyr.livejournal.com]

Maybe they're just hiding from you, Youji. [ She kids. ]

Any luck with finding a date?

[1blackcat.livejournal.com]

[Omi's busy flailing, Youji. Don't expect him to consider beforehand that you're 26.]

Just... find somewhere else for it! Please! And not inside the shop itself!

[carrying-hope.livejournal.com]

[...well, yes.]

Y-yeah!

[oh god you know his mom he's automatically like 500x happier than he was two seconds ago.]

[slantedcross.livejournal.com]

You're breaking my heart.

[Also kidding.]

But no, not yet. So far, just coworkers staring at me in horror and tears.

[In the latter case because he picked up the age-down card, but who cares, right.]

[slantedcross.livejournal.com]

I used to work there. Art teacher.

[ogod now what.]

[beautifulmartyr.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you'll live.

Oh? What did you do to them, hm?

[slantedcross.livejournal.com]

[He points to the mistletoe over the doorway.]

And you know, I didn't even put it there this time.