slantedcross: (facing up)
Youji Kudou ([personal profile] slantedcross) wrote2011-06-05 08:00 pm

video † 1 † 6-5-11

[If you think Youji looks out of place sitting in a field of grass, you're right. As he turns on his Dreamberry, he can be heard muttering things about grass stains and his gratitude that his expensive Armani slacks are not here if one listens carefully.

Slightly easier to perceive is the brief look of surprise on his face, as he sees the date. He shakes his head and gives the camera a lightly wry smile.]


Does anyone ever get tired of hearing 'I've been asleep for a week, what did I miss?' Permit me to shake things up a bit. Last I knew, it was February, and I was in my apartment. Now it's June, and I'm in the middle of the field.

I've lost nights before, but this is pushing it just a bit.

[He smiles genially.]

A lesser man would probably give up drinking at this turn of events, but thankfully, I'm not that fragile.

[Private to Weiss]

I don't expect explanations, but something cold and stiff would be appreciated. And nothing work related is meant by that.

[identity profile] slantedcross.livejournal.com 2011-06-06 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
'Missed.' Missed implies I was gone, not randomly asleep.

[identity profile] prettyhazknight.livejournal.com 2011-06-06 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
No contact, no touching your lovely backside, no speaking to you...

I believe that means I can miss you.

[identity profile] slantedcross.livejournal.com 2011-06-06 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
I'm rather amused by the order you classed those in.

[identity profile] prettyhazknight.livejournal.com 2011-06-06 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
It was an important order. Though I almost put the second one first.

[identity profile] slantedcross.livejournal.com 2011-06-06 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
Somehow I fail to be surprised.

Have I missed anything exciting?

[identity profile] prettyhazknight.livejournal.com 2011-06-06 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
Other than me?

Draco's birthday party is going on right now, he has a boyfriend that isn't his boyfriend, everyone missed you, I'm still cute, my relationship status changed...

[identity profile] slantedcross.livejournal.com 2011-06-06 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
E~verything happens in three months.

That last one. Who's the victim?

[identity profile] prettyhazknight.livejournal.com 2011-06-06 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
Now, now~ He's not a victim~

[identity profile] prettyhazknight.livejournal.com 2011-06-06 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
His name is Matthew and apparently he's the embodiment of some country called Canada.

[identity profile] slantedcross.livejournal.com 2011-06-06 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
Only thing I know about Canada is that one part of it wants to secede from the other part because they speak French instead of English. I do hope he's more interesting than that.

[identity profile] prettyhazknight.livejournal.com 2011-06-06 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
Would I date anyone who wasn't interesting?

[identity profile] slantedcross.livejournal.com 2011-06-06 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps, if you thought you could make them interesting.

[identity profile] prettyhazknight.livejournal.com 2011-06-06 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
Where's the fun in making anyone interesting? It's not natural then.

[identity profile] slantedcross.livejournal.com 2011-06-06 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
I disagree, in your case. Interesting just follows you.

[identity profile] prettyhazknight.livejournal.com 2011-06-06 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
Oh honey~ I'm taken now~ No more flirting.

[identity profile] slantedcross.livejournal.com 2011-06-06 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
...believe me, that was not a compliment.

[identity profile] prettyhazknight.livejournal.com 2011-06-06 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
Of course it was. Compliments are based on interpretation.

[identity profile] slantedcross.livejournal.com 2011-06-06 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
Whatever flips your skirt, then.

[identity profile] prettyhazknight.livejournal.com 2011-06-06 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
I wear pants mostly. But would you like to see me in a skirt? I do have the legs for it.

[identity profile] slantedcross.livejournal.com 2011-06-06 09:32 am (UTC)(link)
I will save that luxury for Matthew.

[identity profile] slantedcross.livejournal.com 2011-06-07 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
And from you, that isn't a compliment.